
i've been singing this song over and over to myself today (in my head- not out loud), not to any particular tune.
i have a stinky monkey, her name is little Z
she runs around the park in circles
and jumps in pools of ditchwater that smell really bad
then she jumps in the mud and rolls around
and then refuses to get in the car
and when she finally does she makes the car smell like sewage
and gets mud on the seat.
yesterday she rolled in bird poo and then jumped on my bed
while i was taking a nap.
and last night she had diarrhea
and got me up at 2am
she continued to fart all night
nearly driving me insane it smelled so bad!
then today her eye was all goopy
and she wasn't eating everything in sight
which is probably a good thing.
i hope she feels better
so we can do it all again tomorrow!
when can i get another puppy!
sarah